My boys Korn have announced more shows for April and they're in Road Rage. I had a dream about Korn last night that I was invited to go to Europe with them on their chartered jet. Hmmmm. Anyhow, here's a cruise I wanna be on! ShipRocked 2012 is gonna set sail on Nov 27th-Dec 1st out of Ft Lauderdale, FL bound for Key West & Nassau, Bahamas. Four days of sun and fun, and, WAIT, Rockstars! Godsmack, Five Finger Death Punch, P.O.D., Filter, Fuel, Geoff Tate (Queensryche), Gilby Clarke (Guns 'N Roses) and In This Moment. Sounds like a blast! Hit www.getshiprocked.com for more….I dunno whether to groan or laugh about this news, but a Canadian stop-motion animation company is doing 20 episodes of "The F'n Osbournes." Yes, people, the whole family (minus Lola the departed bulldog, I guess) are back with a "radical and humorous new spin" on the family. Now this means Sharon Osbourne has 3 tv shows on the air at once! SHAR-RONNNNNNNNNN!…..Slash, as we know, is releasing his second solo album, Apocalyptic Love, on May 22. According to the band bassist, Todd Kerns, the group has already filmed a studio performance for Mativision. Kerns said, "The cool thing is that while watching it on your computer, you'll be able to select what you wanna look at and switch around 360 degrees all over the place. It is totally mind-blowing. Crazy. I have no idea what format that's coming out in, but it is to be part of some fancy release of the album." Cool! Find some of the webisodes of their recording sessions at slashonline.com ….Apparently the new hit on YouTube is the isolated vocals of Nirvana's Kurt Cobain from "Smells Like Teen Spirit." Check it out…..Happy 66th to David Gilmour of Pink Floyd. Wonder if we could see a reunion? The boys are getting up there!